By LuAnn Lisell

When you think of Japan, you might imagine ancient temples, sushi perfection, bullet trains, and bustling cities. What I didn’t expect to find so memorable? The toilets. Yes, you read that right.

Japan’s toilets are not just toilets—they’re tiny control centers, marvels of engineering, and occasionally, baffling puzzles. On our recent trip, I found myself equally impressed and confused. And let me tell you, I learned quickly: never enter without your glasses!

Here’s a look at some of the most memorable moments from my bathroom adventures:

The Bullet Train Toilet – Sleek & Efficient

Let’s start strong—with a toilet that comes equipped with a call buzzer. Yes, a button in case of emergencies while doing your business at 200 mph. Not every train restroom had this, but I appreciated the thoughtfulness. What do you do if the door jams mid-wipe? Japan’s got your back(side).

A Clean Seat is a Happy Seat

Yes, this setup is inside the stall—and no, it’s not for your hands. The idea? Pump a little sanitizer onto a paper towel and give the toilet seat a wipe before you sit. Thoughtful, tidy, and honestly… kind of genius. Bonus points for the paper-catching basket below. A+ for effort, Japan.

When All Else Fails, Scan the QR Code

Some stalls came with a QR code you could scan for full operating instructions in multiple languages. A toilet tutorial! Honestly, I wish life had more QR codes like this. “Scan to figure out how to parent a child” would be a hit.

Origami Toilet Paper

Toilet paper folded into a neat triangle? Yes please. It’s like housekeeping checked in just for you. And that handy flushing diagram above the roll? A lifesaver when you’re unsure whether to push, wave, or chant a spell.

Twelve Buttons, One Flush, Zero Clues

Ah yes, the flush button—disguised as part of a spaceship control panel. It took me longer than I care to admit to find it. Spoiler: it’s on the side panel. Who knew going to the bathroom would require a user’s manual?

The “Women Only” Stalls

At first glance, this might look like the world’s most confusing shower drain—but it’s actually a traditional Japanese squat toilet. Many women’s restrooms in Japan include one or two of these alongside Western-style options. And while they’re common for locals, most travelers from the U.S. will quietly tiptoe past in search of a more familiar seat.

Not once did I see a line for this women’s stall. Not once… and now I know why.

Directional Arrows = Heroes

This glorious diagram spelled everything out for me with simple arrows and clear visuals. No guesswork, no surprise sprays. Just follow the blue arrow and sit in the right direction. I nearly cried.

Men’s Bathroom Etiquette

In a building where everyone removes their shoes, the men’s bathroom had its own dedicated slippers. Because nothing says “respect” like footwear just for the restroom. Gentlemen, take notes.

And Yes—Ladies Got Slippers Too!

Ladies’ stalls often had their own slippers as well, maintaining Japan’s clean and respectful indoor culture. It felt like entering a spa—except with more buttons and fewer cucumbers.

Lost in Translation

Sometimes, the instructions weren’t in English. Or any language I could read. So, like any good traveler, I relied on context clues… and trial and error. (Let’s just say I discovered the bidet setting the hard way.)

The Perfect Visual – Just Follow the Red Arrow

This was, hands down, my favorite diagram of the trip. Straightforward, clear, and no surprises. When you’re standing in a futuristic bathroom, wondering where to sit and what to press, a little red arrow can feel like a warm hug.

Final Thoughts: Toilets Worth Talking About

You know a country has left an impression when its restrooms become a top memory. Japan’s toilets were clean, thoughtful, and often futuristic—but they also reminded me how much I appreciate a good set of instructions.

Would I go back to Japan? In a heartbeat. But next time, I’ll be pulling out Google Translate before I even close the stall door—because going in with a game plan is the key to staying dry, clean, and confident.